Oh yes, it's true. But Santa was so distraught over the mixup that he sent a full box of Cubans 2nd day air to make up for it. Guess that pretty much speaks for itself, doesn't it?
(What? You mean you didn't get cubans too? Bummer of a birthmark Hal...)
Hey, it's not illegal to HAVE cubans - it's just illegal to sell them or import them. So technically, I'd be fine.
Unfortunately, they're not _really_ cubans (you WERE jealous, weren't you?) - but they ARE Don Tomas, and that'll do just fine in a pinch, thank you very much ;-)
Bottom line: Santa likes me, and I'm very thankful!
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A little elf told me that Mr. Incredible was soooooo naughty, he recieved an empty cigar box for Christmas.
Oh yes, it's true. But Santa was so distraught over the mixup that he sent a full box of Cubans 2nd day air to make up for it. Guess that pretty much speaks for itself, doesn't it?
(What? You mean you didn't get cubans too? Bummer of a birthmark Hal...)
Freudian slip.
And Cubans are contraband you know! Better turn them over to your local authorities to dispose of, like a good Christian would.
We wouldn't want to be breaking the law, would we???????
Hey, it's not illegal to HAVE cubans - it's just illegal to sell them or import them. So technically, I'd be fine.
Unfortunately, they're not _really_ cubans (you WERE jealous, weren't you?) - but they ARE Don Tomas, and that'll do just fine in a pinch, thank you very much ;-)
Bottom line: Santa likes me, and I'm very thankful!
Just watch out that none of them blow up in your face!
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